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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via politicalfairies)

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss, via rice-baller)

joshnumbilin:

lohandaily:

Lindsay Lohan and David Letterman call Oprah on ‘Late show’

I love this woman, and I’m so glad she’s coming back and getting better.

(via david-10inch)

hOLY SHIT hOLY SHIT

1fallin-4-u:

3-amsecrets:

this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said

Everyone should watch this

(Source: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls, via rice-baller)

FUCK YES BODY POSITIVITY